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                   AUDIO ADVENTURES IN TIME AND SPACE

                  TRANSCRIPTION: "SHADOW WORLD - SEASON TWO ADVERTS" (AV6)
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MUSIC:          [SQUELCHY PHAT MARCH]

ANNOUNCER:      Audio Adventures in Time and Space. Season Two.

MUSIC:          [STING FADE IN AND OUT]

ANNOUNCER:      'Maenad'

DOCTOR:         They must have come this way

LUTHOR:         Doctor [Penniston] I presume.  Why are you out of the
                Sleep Dome?

DOCTOR:         er,  I couldn't sleep.  So it seemed logical to come
                back here.  Who are you?

LUTHOR:         My name is Luthor.  I'm the er, the assitant keeper.

DOCTOR:         Doctor [Paston] [indeed]. I am pleased to meet you.

LUTHOR:         Sorry to be so rude Doctor, but would you mind terribly
                returning to the Sleep Dome.  We have new residents
                here tonight and I'm trying to settle them down.

DOCTOR:         Oh, being troublesome are they.  Er, can I help?
                I am a doctor.

LUTHOR:         No I don't think...

DOCTOR:         [CUTS IN] Fully qualified in all medicines you know.
                [Cherpody], [Opthalmology], [Piedietricity], Tea-Making.
                Best cure in the galaxies for anything.  And of course
                [Pharmasology] are you sure I can't help?

LUTHOR:         Quite sure Doctor Paston. Please return to the dome.

DOCTOR:         If you insist, Assitant Keeper Luthor.  I'm afraid
                I've lost my way.  Oh isn't the transmat booth down
                here...

LUTHOR:         Nooo Doctor Paston, it is in the opposite direction.
                Now please go.

DOCTOR:         [Wryly] Of course, thankyou so much, I don't want to
                spoil your hospitality record.  ho, I realise I am being
                rude and silly.  Do please forgive me, [Ernest] it's
                a habit.

LUTHOR:         One that should be cured Doctor Paston.  One that really
                should be cured.

DOCTOR:         I'm sure it can be.

LUTHOR:         As a doctor of all those terribly long words, I'm sure
                you'll succeed shortly.  Meanwhile, return to your bed
                and your precious herbal brew.  I must administer our
                residents nighttime medicines.

DOCTOR:         Goodnight Assitant Keeper.

LUTHOR:         Sleep well Doctor Paston.  I'm sure you will soon feel
                restful and sleep easily now.

DOCTOR:         And tommorow I shall see you again?

LUTHOR:         I think that highly likely.

DOCTOR:         My, my. Do you never sleep?  Not a tortoise are you?  Or
                a mock-turtle?

LUTHOR:         I beg your pardon?

DOCTOR:         Will you walk a little faster, said the keeper to a
                snail.  There's a purpose right behind this, it's creating
                quite a tale.

LUTHOR:         Very poetic Doctor Paston.  Now will you, or won't you
                join the delegates in the sleep dome?

DOCTOR:         That's [dance], Mr Luthor.  There's a strange dance
                going on here as well, I don't like it.  And you assitant
                keeper are in it up to your tufty-brown hair.
                [Cheerily]Goodnight Sir!

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                time and space.  Please send your orders to:
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